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This is a blog for non-conformists. They are the people who can't be stereotyped. They are the eccentric people of our world, who incidentally end up having the most fun.
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"Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love." - Charlie Brown
Do you like tea?
Which magazine would you read?
About Me
Things That Make Me Smile:
- chocolate ice-cream
- people who are sweet
- cheerful music
- Eeyore
- fleece throws
- long sweaters
- Van Gogh paintings
- ornate furniture
- Earl Grey tea
- Czechoslovakia
- low brass instruments
- colorful scarves
- chess games
favorite blogs and sites
What things make you a non-conformist?
Quotes
From comedian Jack Handy:
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
"Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too because, come on, life is funny."
From musicians:
"In opera, there is always too much singing." -Debussy
"Beware of missing chances; otherwise, it may be altogether too late someday." -Franz Liszt
"I was obliged to be industrious. Whoever is equally industrius will succeed equally well." -J. S. Bach
"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." -J. S. Bach
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
"Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too because, come on, life is funny."
From musicians:
"In opera, there is always too much singing." -Debussy
"Beware of missing chances; otherwise, it may be altogether too late someday." -Franz Liszt
"I was obliged to be industrious. Whoever is equally industrius will succeed equally well." -J. S. Bach
"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." -J. S. Bach
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ice-cream - and yes, the utensil is a fork
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ReplyDeleteI really enjoy you and your sisters blogs! Keep up the good posts!:P
ReplyDeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I had originally considered calling my thekingpin68 blog, the non-conformist...well done.
I love tea. I like the custom dark template.
I am Russ Murray of the Vancouver area. I am always looking for new Christian blogs links.
I almost have a Theology and Philosophy of Religion PhD from Wales.
thekingpin68
satireandtheology
Thx